“What? Do you mind us munching on your devil’s club? There isn’t much else to nibble on around here. Did you notice that ma isn’t taking care of us anymore? She would watch over us since we were born last spring. Yeah, we are the twins and we made it so far together through this strange winter.
December we had a lot of snow, so we did not go up into the mountains, as mom usually does. Instead we did hang around town and chewed through your backyard, you noticed? Then came the rain in January. I hated that. Although we have a pretty thick coat, after a couple of days that rain gets old (and cold). What’s up with that blizzard warning tonight? 60 mph winds, are you kidding me? We’ll stay in the woods, hopefully the trees have shed their snow until then.
I just hope those bears leave us alone. We are not kids anymore, but we gotta keep an eye on those grizzlies. And those wolves, they are just frightening. Haven’t seen any tracks around your house, but at some point we gotta venture out. We like your backyard, except your neighbor’s dogs are just annoying. They should have a Preserve for us, too, just like the one for the eagles.
Well, I guess that’s it for tonight. Enjoy your cozy cabin. Gotta find a place to bed down for tonight. See you around.”